Welcome!

I make designs for people who may or may not have a job, but exude the kind of behaviour that indicates the latter. T-shirts for your friend who sends you a link for £19 flights to Tbilisi at 7.32PM on a Tuesday night, leaving the following day. Bags for you to carry your books en route to ‘brainstorm’ at The British Library on a Thursday Afternoon. Vests to spill your Friday mid-morning matcha latte down.

You get it.

I am a very real person making these designs but I also cannot be bothered to shoot them on people, its a whole thing and I am but me. Hence, you will see mock ups - this is because I am lazy, not because I am a big-scary-drop-shipping-planet-destroying front. Human verification available on request, for a fee.